more drama than your mama

We did it. Well done people. Once again we proved that none of the Portland teams can beat us in Estacada. Full success. We were able to run through a really tough spell of pool play on Saturday and go 4-0. One of those teams had actually practiced before and they could only get 3 points against us. Our new players are meshing in nicely. The Piggies will definitely be a help for us at Nationals. I think there were 3 or 4 points on Sunday where they were the only two players who had to touch the disc before we scored.

Unfortunately we had some hick-ups on Sunday, but nothing to get worried about. The main thing is I heard we had around 4 people partying the night before. You know the team rules, "If we want to beat Whoreshaq, we have to party like Whoreshaq." That means that if you expect to get minutes on Sunday with us, you better be asleep before it's dark.

P.S.Word on the street is that asshole that spiked the disc after his score feels bad about it. He just always has trouble being the least bit effective when he's guarded by Kilmer and lost it in the heat of the moment. If everyone hates him for the rest of the year he would understand the sentiment.

Good news! We now have a full team for this weekend. Since everyone is currently broken on our team (probably because we are so awesome that we cover ourselves so hard in practice it's like we're not only defending our man, but we're defending ourselves, and our team's honor, so it's like you have to work 3 times as hard since 4 times as many people are playing against you.) we've decided to renege our bid and just let the bellingham team use our name and play for us. It will be sweet because they know how to win.

Here's our bracket, we're in the A Group Bracket Pool:

1-The Jets
2-Some other team from somewhere
3-portland C
4-Pickup team
5-TBA

Our schedule is:
9:00 The Jets vs TBA
we can beat them because we are jets and they sound like a jet company.
11:00 The Jets vs some other team
big win for us. we might just play 6 on 7 to let them feel like they don't suck
1:00 The Jets vs pick up team
they'll need to play in pickups to beat us lol
3:00 The Jets vs portland C
I don't see any way a team from portland can beat us, especially if we're not us, but we're bellingham.
5:00 The Jets vs Bye
Actually I've never heard of these guys, but they sound good. they could give us a game.

That'll give us a 5-0 start to the weekend. Let's go out there and cheer our team on to victories. Any ideas on what to do instead of cheering? maybe you guys want to bring a volleyball set or something so we can nonchalantly blow off the other teams and look cool.

I was thinking after this weekend: Since no one can cover me, and I'm pretty much unstoppable. What if I could cover myself? That might finally be a match.
What if our whole team could play with ourselves? I figure either we'd always score since we'd be totally awesome, or never score since we'd be totally awesome.
It makes you think.

You know what else makes me think? Will that three armed baby be the first player that's better than me?

I typed "Jets warm up stretch" into youtube, just as a joke, and look what came up.


This is seriously bullshit. I don't know if someone leaked our super secret hi tech workout, or not, but this is bogus. From now on, if I catch anyone on our team fraternizing with the enemy, there will be Serious Repercussions.


I called an emergency meeting of the Security Committee and we came up with this to build around our practice area.



Hopefully this will stop the pilfering of our routines.

TeamParty at Rocco's house is cancelled. He's got cats in the ceiling.