Sunday, March 30, 2008
It's a brand new day.
What's the plan for this year's mixed competition in Portland? Here's the rundown of the teams.
The JetsThe jets broke up this year forming a huge void. Not only were they the reason that this blog exists, they filled all our days with mirth and joy. Not having them around will cast an unmistakeable pall over the rest of our lives.
BARTO'S SQUAD
These guys and gals will be old, and they won't practice, and they'll be good, and they won't travel more than 30 minutes anywhere because of they babies.
PEEPSHOW
It's Swizzle but it's not.
TRICERATOPS
These guys are going to be young, fast, look off their women, huck it all day, and have really stupid calls from the sideline. triceratops is too long a name for a team. They'll just be yelling crap like: "LET'S GO TRY!"
PENFIFTEEN
THE COLTRANE
We're now the longest running team in town. Whoda thunk it. It's easy to stick around if the guys running things don't have any other hobbies.
BREAKERS MARK
I think I'm implying that these guys are a train wreck.
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