more drama than your mama

it's just something that i find very important.
our lord, jesus christ.

They're called "The Swarthy Darkmores"
It's a hoot, I hope you like rock and roll. Because they bring it to the Club in Spades with lots of Heart. uh....Diamond.

Thanks goes to "Dragon's" boyfriend for modelling the jersey.

We are all fuxored



So team, everybody go out to the grocery store and get some banananansasns. Get at least one bunch, and put them in the fridge, don't buy plantains, those are the banans for minorities to eat, so they're not as good. We're going to need to store up on potassium because it gets crampy at Worlds. I plan on putting my extra banananas in the freezer because I use them for Stimulation. If you catch my drift. Don't tell anyone.

If anybody has any pictures of the team BBQ from last weekend, put them up here on the site, all I got was this one short video clip. And we need to get some of those shots of the wheelbarrow race and egg toss. That was sick. We have some ridiculous egg tossers on this team. Word.

The Jets and the Coltranes are two feuding street gangs in Portland, the Coltranes being Forces of Light & Courage and the Jets being Dastardly beings Composed Entirely of Hate & Malice. At a tournament in Bend, The Coltrane member known as The Cruise falls in love with a Jet's player, Spacepants. They know they can't be together because of the Sectional’s tournament, but that doesn't stop them.

Meanwhile, The two gangs prepare for a rumble, and The Cruise tries to stop it out of love for Spacepants. In the process, his best friend and Coltrane leader T-Unit is handblocked by Spacepants's step-brother, Kilmer. In anger, The Cruise spikes the disc on Kilmer. He then realizes his mistake (not spiking the disc on everyone) and begs for forgiveness, which, of course, Spacepants gives him. They decide they have to leave the city, and the pointless hate, behind them. They plan to meet at Doc's Candy Store and take a Subie to Central Oregon.

Ma, the Jet that Spacepants is supposed to get drunk with, vows to cock block The Cruise to help out his own roommate. Spacepants begs her roommate, to tell The Cruise she will be a little late meeting him at Doc's Candy Store, but when Spacepants is adopted by the Coltranes as their new leader, the Jets angrily try to recruit new players living out of town to cover up their own inadequacies.

Remember it only takes one hit to get hooked, don't do Neth. I mean meth.

we are having open tryouts again.
due to personell issues
looking for between 8-9 men and 7-8 women

tryouts are closed. thanks for coming out.

Hey folks, we need this thing decided soon so we can order our jerseys. Don't forget to also let us know your jersey number if you've made the cut off for the A squad that we'll take to nationals.
Vote on our two finalists.









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Also, since we're sponsored by Wellbutrin this year, remember that we'll be getting free supplies of that in addition to the money for the jerseys.

The only washed up athlete more drunk and injured than us.