more drama than your mama

After a 1 year hiatus, Logjam is back. 15 teams decend on the tranquil paradise of Estacada, Oregon. This year the buzz is about one thing only.


Is it really Shazam?



Is the team signed up Shazam the real Shazam?

They're being treated like they are, given the coveted first round bye, and the even more coveted "get to play every game next to the shade of the school" field position.

But there are still rumblings that this is a faux Shazam, a team concocted by Sam in order to sleep with extra ladies.



Anyway, Here's my predicted order of finish, with no regards to the pools.
1. Shazam Returns (Seattle, WA)
2. Shadrach (Seattle, WA)
3. Orkshack (Portland, OR)
4. Moonshine (Seattle, WA)
5. Triceratops (Portland, OR)
6. Breakers Mark (Portland, OR)
7. Freezer Jam (Seattle, WA)
8. Coltrane (Portland, OR)
9. Peepshow (Portland, OR)
10. Suspicious Package (Pullman, WA)
11. Barn Swallow (Portland, OR)
12. Pen15 (Portland, OR)
13. Taco Truck (Rogue Valley, OR)
14. O (Olympia, WA)
15. No Team for Old Men (Portland, OR)

-see what I did there? I put Ma's team real low since he has several of our players and I think they'll tank on purpose to help us out.



Alright, I'll do it for real.

Pool A

Shazam-4-0

No Country-3-1

Trane 2-2

Barn Swallow 1-3

Taco Truck 0-4



Pool B

Shadrach 4-0

Moonshine 3-1

Breakers 2-2

Suspicious Package 1-3

PenFifteen 0-4



Pool C

Whorezach 4-0

Freezer jam 3-1

O 1-3

Triceratops 1-3

Peepshow 1-3

Finals Shazam over Shadrach 15-8


Binals Breakers over Trane 13-10


But that's not the reason that anyone shows up anyway.

The competition comes second to:



Who's going to win the party?


What will Ma do on purpose to make people remember him?

What will Ma do accidentally to make people remember him?

Who will bleed first?

Will Sam score off the field?

What team will monumentally underperform due to intoxication?

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