more drama than your mama

We did it. Well done people. Once again we proved that none of the Portland teams can beat us in Estacada. Full success. We were able to run through a really tough spell of pool play on Saturday and go 4-0. One of those teams had actually practiced before and they could only get 3 points against us. Our new players are meshing in nicely. The Piggies will definitely be a help for us at Nationals. I think there were 3 or 4 points on Sunday where they were the only two players who had to touch the disc before we scored.

Unfortunately we had some hick-ups on Sunday, but nothing to get worried about. The main thing is I heard we had around 4 people partying the night before. You know the team rules, "If we want to beat Whoreshaq, we have to party like Whoreshaq." That means that if you expect to get minutes on Sunday with us, you better be asleep before it's dark.

P.S.Word on the street is that asshole that spiked the disc after his score feels bad about it. He just always has trouble being the least bit effective when he's guarded by Kilmer and lost it in the heat of the moment. If everyone hates him for the rest of the year he would understand the sentiment.