more drama than your mama

We will be holding tryouts this Sunday from 12:00 to 12:30.
Just go to that booth at the mall where it takes a digital photo of your face or whatever and then uses computers to pretend to sketch your face with a pencil.
Get the version with conte crayon, heavy press* so they all look the same for our files. leave the print there, and we'll pick it up later.
We already know who's good enough to play for us, this step is a mere formality.

We only have room for 30 more men and 26 women. The best way to be the best is to best beat the best by having more best people than the best.
It's invite only, so that's why we aren't going to tell you which mall.

Labels: *do not fuck this part up