Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Greening the Paradigm
Look.
I pretty much ran out of stuff to do pretending I’m the other team, but I definitely didn’t run out of things to make fun of. So from now on I’m returning this to where it belongs: The People. This is the site for Portland Ultimate. It belongs to you, and this where I will make fun of you. You can make fun of other stuff at
http://birdflag.blogspot.com/
As always, comments are encouraged.
Rank the Competition for Sectionals
This is my predicted order of finish.
15-PACIFIC - THE WARSAW PACT
When you have two colleges competing together it’s something.
14-THE PENFIFTEEN CLUB
There’s what we want and what we get never shall the two meet. I want them to do better than they do, but they don’t. Nice folks, try hard, and they enjoy themselves out there. That combo unfortunately does not translate into W’s in any language other than Azerbaijani.
13- BOOMER MCLOUD
The Mystery Team. Perfect chance for us to see what the East Coast is like. What it’s like in style of disc, not dealing with bugs, humidity, urban sprawl, and surliness.
12- SWIZZLE
Swizzle is Swizzle.
11- ONE MISSISSIPPI
The 8 people they plan on bringing are really good. Not good enough to make up for the fact that there’s only 8. Fun fact: saying the phrase “1 Mississippi” takes the average person 1.17 seconds.
10-BARELY LEGAL
This is their home turf that we’ll be playing on.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they booty trap the fields to their advantage.
9-JIM DANDY-
Nothing good has ever come out of Medford. They should have called themselves Johnny Walker, b/c then we could have two whisky teams.
Jim Dandy was the lead singer of Black Oak Arkansas (the only band Lester Bangs was wrong about) but here’s a picture of Edgar Winter instead since he wrote “Free Ride”.
8-WHITE WEDDING
This team is a lot like Grits with other players.
Eugene sure has a lot of folks playing ultimate this time of year.
7-DENIAL
Every result they have is a conundrum. Beat a good team, get killed by a bad one.
That equals to putting them in the middle. Lucky for them, there’s not many bad teams at sectionals.
6- THE COLTRANE
Half of the game is throwing, half is catching, and half is playing D.
Guess which half Coltrane plays?
Note: this image spells his name wrong, there is no E.
5- BREAKERS MARK
How can a team full of middle aged drunks be so good? The great thing about them is if they don’t make it to regionals, they can just leave one person off the roster and still go to regionals as a master’s team. It’s crazy to talk about how old a team is and not even be talking about The Gorilla In The Room.
http://www.aglassandahalffullproductions.com/
4- THE JETS
Players make plays. Lovers make love. This is the year the Jets are gonna asplode and blow up. Just like this giant plane. The people at my office call it the hot dog and bun.
3- DR. SI
I have never seen them play. So why not just go ahead and think they’re awesome?
But like my brother’s game from growing up; no means yes and yes means no, so do you want me to punch you?
2-THE HORDE
This year has been like a Boss song for them. But without Patti Scialfa singing backup.
The Horde was also the main villain from the SheRa/Heman movie. Me knowing this without looking it up makes me look even lonelier than T-unit.
1-SLEEPOVER
You have to go out on a limb with a prediction. Anybody can put the number one team first and call it a day. They have the guys to win it all, but will they have the ladies? I say this honestly, because they do throw to their women. From the sideline, when they’re asking for a marker disc.
I pretty much ran out of stuff to do pretending I’m the other team, but I definitely didn’t run out of things to make fun of. So from now on I’m returning this to where it belongs: The People. This is the site for Portland Ultimate. It belongs to you, and this where I will make fun of you. You can make fun of other stuff at
http://birdflag.blogspot.com/
As always, comments are encouraged.
Rank the Competition for Sectionals
This is my predicted order of finish.
15-PACIFIC - THE WARSAW PACT
When you have two colleges competing together it’s something.
14-THE PENFIFTEEN CLUB
There’s what we want and what we get never shall the two meet. I want them to do better than they do, but they don’t. Nice folks, try hard, and they enjoy themselves out there. That combo unfortunately does not translate into W’s in any language other than Azerbaijani.
13- BOOMER MCLOUD
The Mystery Team. Perfect chance for us to see what the East Coast is like. What it’s like in style of disc, not dealing with bugs, humidity, urban sprawl, and surliness.
12- SWIZZLE
Swizzle is Swizzle.
11- ONE MISSISSIPPI
The 8 people they plan on bringing are really good. Not good enough to make up for the fact that there’s only 8. Fun fact: saying the phrase “1 Mississippi” takes the average person 1.17 seconds.
10-BARELY LEGAL
This is their home turf that we’ll be playing on.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they booty trap the fields to their advantage.
9-JIM DANDY-
Nothing good has ever come out of Medford. They should have called themselves Johnny Walker, b/c then we could have two whisky teams.
Jim Dandy was the lead singer of Black Oak Arkansas (the only band Lester Bangs was wrong about) but here’s a picture of Edgar Winter instead since he wrote “Free Ride”.
8-WHITE WEDDING
This team is a lot like Grits with other players.
Eugene sure has a lot of folks playing ultimate this time of year.
7-DENIAL
Every result they have is a conundrum. Beat a good team, get killed by a bad one.
That equals to putting them in the middle. Lucky for them, there’s not many bad teams at sectionals.
6- THE COLTRANE
Half of the game is throwing, half is catching, and half is playing D.
Guess which half Coltrane plays?
Note: this image spells his name wrong, there is no E.
5- BREAKERS MARK
How can a team full of middle aged drunks be so good? The great thing about them is if they don’t make it to regionals, they can just leave one person off the roster and still go to regionals as a master’s team. It’s crazy to talk about how old a team is and not even be talking about The Gorilla In The Room.
http://www.aglassandahalffullproductions.com/
4- THE JETS
Players make plays. Lovers make love. This is the year the Jets are gonna asplode and blow up. Just like this giant plane. The people at my office call it the hot dog and bun.
3- DR. SI
I have never seen them play. So why not just go ahead and think they’re awesome?
But like my brother’s game from growing up; no means yes and yes means no, so do you want me to punch you?
2-THE HORDE
This year has been like a Boss song for them. But without Patti Scialfa singing backup.
The Horde was also the main villain from the SheRa/Heman movie. Me knowing this without looking it up makes me look even lonelier than T-unit.
1-SLEEPOVER
You have to go out on a limb with a prediction. Anybody can put the number one team first and call it a day. They have the guys to win it all, but will they have the ladies? I say this honestly, because they do throw to their women. From the sideline, when they’re asking for a marker disc.
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